Fat people hate thin people. Thin people hate fat people. What a perfect world.
I was doing a research on a topic, and discovered this funny articles which I cannot wait to publish. Both are from the Pakistan Tribune . I just share those which has interest me most.
Things I hate about fat people
Things I hate about thin people
I was doing a research on a topic, and discovered this funny articles which I cannot wait to publish. Both are from the Pakistan Tribune . I just share those which has interest me most.
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Things I hate about fat people
1. You can never go shopping with them because they won’t stop asking you questions like: “Does this shirt make me look fat?” “Do these shoes make me look fat?” “Does this room make me look fat?”
2. They always have their eyes on your food. There’s a reason why we give you leftovers. It’s not because we’re done eating; it’s because you stare us down until we choke on it or fear that we will.
3. They eat when they’re sad, they eat when they’re happy, they eat when they’re hungry, they eat because, why not? They take their breakfast, lunch and dinner and they still have room to binge because, hey! You’ve got to have a decent snack…right?
4. They ruin sleepovers because they snore like nobody’s business and the whole blanket rolls around their circumference, leaving the skinny ones shivering.
5. They sweat profusely — all year round. Yeah, we all get hot flashes once in a while, but expecting people to turn on the air conditioner when its -1 degree Celsius outside is a little inconvenient.
Things I hate about thin people
1. They are never blamed or teased if the boat tilts to a certain side (literally).
2. If you’re travelling by car with a lot of people, skinny people are never left behind because they can fit in absolutely anywhere! Space is never an issue with them.
3. They exercise as though they need to shed 100lbs, and they go on a diet if they gain 2lbs.
4. They never gain weight. No matter how much they stuff their faces with food, they will always be stick thin.
5. Their ability to snack endlessly. They can snack anytime of the day or night without being catapulted into a guilt trip. Emotional eating? They’ve never heard of it.
